[Chip]

It seems that there is a major issue with the traction control system!

I know, your ready to kill me...I just could not resist the temptation!

 

[Mark JD]

OK Chip.... even as "Super Moderator" you are being placed on probation for one week with no posts permitted!!

 

[zimm888]

You bastard lol. Nice one

 

[i10fwy]

It seems that there is a major issue with the traction control system!

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I know, your ready to kill me...I just could not resist the temptation!

And a severe brake problem too

 

[Redc7]

That was funny!

 

[[email protected]]

So wait, there's a problem with traction control? And there's a recall already? And it causes the car to go airborne? Why issue a recall when the car isn't released? Why not just fix it pre release?

 

[Chip]

Just kidding here...This is just my dark sense of humor showing itself.

 

[[email protected]]

Just kidding here...This is just my dark sense of humor showing itself.

Thanks, Chip- but that was my humor showing itself.

 

[Chip]

Good, I had hoped that was the case.

 

[[email protected]]

Good, I had hoped that was the case.

I hear ya. Who would want someone that stupid hangin' around here, right?

 

[Mark JD]

Maybe that should be a new option..... #ou812 "Airborne launch release"! Soon to be available on the 2015 Z06!!!!

 

[YllwStgr]

HAHAHAHAHA... that was great! Thanks Chip!

 

[Ed Rough]

I bet this thread had more looks than any other in the first 24 hr!!!! LOL
my heart stopped when I read the title...

 

[bonzelite]

That's pretty awesome.

 

[airdale182]

Sorry to be a dolt, but does this apply to all C7's or just the Z51 Performance units?

 

[Chip]

Sorry to be a dolt, but does this apply to all C7's or just the Z51 Performance units?

Come on now...

 

[airdale182]

This is exactly what I don't like about these open forums. Please do not editorialize -- if you don't like a question or think it is below your level of knowledge then kindly do not respond. Yes, it may seem like a dumb question to you, but since I have a real job and can't spend a significant amount of time becoming a C7 expert, there are things I do not know -- as basic as it may seem. Let's try and show just a bit of professionalism please. If that's too much to ask, then please Mr. Super Moderator let me know and I will go find another forum to visit. It's not like there aren't any others.

 

[bonzelite]

This is exactly what I don't like about these open forums. Please do not editorialize -- if you don't like a question or think it is below your level of knowledge then kindly do not respond. Yes, it may seem like a dumb question to you, but since I have a real job and can't spend a significant amount of time becoming a C7 expert, there are things I do not know -- as basic as it may seem. Let's try and show just a bit of professionalism please. If that's too much to ask, then please Mr. Super Moderator let me know and I will go find another forum to visit. It's not like there aren't any others.

He's being demonized for having a sense of humor?

 

[Chip]

This is exactly what I don't like about these open forums. Please do not editorialize -- if you don't like a question or think it is below your level of knowledge then kindly do not respond. Yes, it may seem like a dumb question to you, but since I have a real job and can't spend a significant amount of time becoming a C7 expert, there are things I do not know -- as basic as it may seem. Let's try and show just a bit of professionalism please. If that's too much to ask, then please Mr. Super Moderator let me know and I will go find another forum to visit. It's not like there aren't any others.

You accuse me of editorializing (I did not) and yet you post up the above? If you had read the 7th post in this thread you would have seen this was nothing more than a joke. Lighten up... If you have any other sarcastic remarks or additional personal criticism's to level in my direction I would be interested in talking them over with you offline via site message. Otherwise don't let the cyber door hit you on the backsides as you leave...

 

[Cyber11]

This is exactly what I don't like about these open forums. Please do not editorialize -- if you don't like a question or think it is below your level of knowledge then kindly do not respond. Yes, it may seem like a dumb question to you, but since I have a real job and can't spend a significant amount of time becoming a C7 expert, there are things I do not know -- as basic as it may seem. Let's try and show just a bit of professionalism please. If that's too much to ask, then please Mr. Super Moderator let me know and I will go find another forum to visit. It's not like there aren't any others.

Wow!!! To think I laughed like hell at Chip's original post. Chip, maybe you need to add some type of disclaimer to your posts from now on. I'm still shaking my head at this one.